464. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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One-on-one episode today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about the sub-humanizing experience of dropping your kids off at school, an update on TJ's custom suiting, Korean duck BBQ and its lingering odor, when athletes host SNL, the erasure of masculine advertising, billionaire berries club, the fashion show with the robot murder dog, Bob Dylan for Celine, the Cardi B & Offset meal at McDonald's, shockwaves through the Vanderpump-verse, Andrew Tate live tweeting his late days in prison, Heat (1995) isn't THAT good you guys, Chris Rock at it again, expensive underwear, and Chris is fasting on his flight to Chicago today. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go. How long gone, action-packed weekend Chris Black coming to you from New York City where the sun is out and the the
0:26.8	brunchers are drunk. Jason, what's going on, Chief?
0:31.2	Just walked the dog and the rain. Is it still raining? going on
0:33.2	Chief just walked the dog and the rain is it still raining?
0:35.0	It's a it's a small amount of rain. Jesus
0:38.5	It's only it was only sprinkling. Yeah, I mean it's it's just
0:42.4	still going as much as much are
0:44.4	terrics as you have I'm still sorry to hear this. I have so much it's hard
0:49.2	because sometimes I'll just walk out the house and it's just head to toe and I'm like I can't hurt him like this.
0:54.0	People are going to think that I actually do indoor rock climbing or something.
1:00.0	We can't be having that.
1:02.0	People might mistake me for a bolderer. We can't be having that.
1:02.8	People might mistake me for a bolderer,
1:05.6	so I gotta kind of watch that.
1:07.0	I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't think.
1:08.6	I feel like in your neighborhood,
1:10.0	the Arkey might not be such a stunt as it could be in mind which is nice actually.
1:16.6	No, there's a lot of dads in the drop-off zone at the middle school who are who are also
1:21.9	arched up a little bit.
1:22.8	Sure, the showrunners that also rock the arky.
1:25.5	It's a common, it's a common through line.
1:27.8	Yeah, every morning at the school drop-off zone,
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