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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

464. Acquiring The Sun

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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0:00.0

Runk

0:02.5

Here we go, everybody.

0:07.1

It is 464 episode 464.

0:09.5

You know, I'll tell you, dude, crazy. Congratulations.

0:21.6

You know, I was just teaching my son.

0:35.6

I was just teaching my son how to swim.

0:41.3

It's hard.

0:42.1

It's frustrating.

0:43.2

You know, having a kid is like really what it is is you're getting it back for whatever you did with your parents.

0:50.3

You know, I got great kids.

0:53.7

And they're really good at like they're good with the

0:57.4

sleeping um and i understand i was really bad at the sleeping so i i i lucked out you know i told my dad

1:06.1

my dad my dad that my you know my kids are sleeping through the night and he goes he's son of a

1:09.8

you son of a bitch um so, you know, my kids are sleeping through the night and he goes, he's son of a, you son of a bitch.

1:33.0

So, uh, you know, but whatever it is what it is. I'm just saying, I'll be in Pittsburgh. I'll be in Washington, D.C. I'll be in Tulsa. I'll be in Springfield, Missouri. Smoor. Smoort, 5th, Sarkansas. Fort Smith, Arkansas, listen, we just found out that the venues, they have six of them, they're called Temple Live. One's in Fort Smith, and I was going there on the 21st.

1:39.0

They just went out of business. They just closed, all of them, all six of them. There's one in Austin.

1:43.4

There's one in, I've done a few of them. But anyway, so it's not, I'm trying to look for another venue to get on short notice, but I don't know if I'm going to be able to. And I'm really sorry to everybody who got tickets to Fort Smith. So I was actually kind of excited to go there. I'd never been. and the tickets weren't selling so bad. As bad as I thought they were, would honestly,

2:01.5

because of how it's Arkansas.

2:04.9

I didn't think it was my my demo.

2:07.0

But New Orleans, Pensacola, I'll be there.

2:10.2

Chris Leah.com get tickets.

2:12.7

And I saw this today and I simply, I didn't cry laughing, but I almost did.

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