463-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The jeans are back and ready to pull them up! There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions. PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better! Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message. Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeback," a horrific public phone call a grandmother took, sucking feet in public and more!

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0:00.0	Let's get it
0:02.0	people can see
0:18.2	All right, Jean it's gonna save you will can't see my sweatpants, hopefully
0:22.6	Are you wearing pants today? I'm wearing pants
0:24.9	Yeah, we're excited to be wearing pants
0:33.0	What's your date, Jean? Well a
0:36.8	November 24th
0:38.5	Mandiego at the House of Blues tickets are moving very quickly. I'm almost completely sold out
0:44.1	So get them now. That's Thanksgiving weekend
0:47.1	You know and that's Saturday
0:49.0	That's when you're over your family and you're over at all and or maybe you want to take your folks out to come see your favorite
0:54.5	Paragene to do that
0:56.5	You know I'm saying you know I'm saying I'm talking about
0:59.9	December 7th fill her up Delphia and then December 8th
1:04.2	Judea Titties I've added as I could show at the Grammarcy Theatre 1030 so get those tickets everything's almost gone guys
1:10.7	Yeah, it's exciting. It's a maze and then 2019. I'll be announcing hopefully soon
1:17.8	Jean I can tell you this
1:19.8	I'm going to Blue Jeans Oregon there's 20 tickets left the early show and about 60 to the late show. That's it
1:30.1	Boys seed is all sold out
1:32.4	Ball Sacramento has tickets for the late show on October 6th where ball Sacramento
1:38.5	Oh ball sack. Yeah
1:41.1	Fartnow also known as Fresno, California. Yeah, that's October 26th
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