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🗓️ 22 August 2018
⏱️ 155 minutes
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0:00.0 | So Tom's got our really friends. Tom and his wife, Christina, made a sort of a hashtag |
0:13.2 | on why it's burnt so fast. Saying that I'm fatter than Tom, which is not accurate. |
0:17.5 | I'm not fatter than Tom. I got the joke in first. He just hasn't got away. It's been |
0:23.8 | three weeks, then all I get are burnt fat. The treats are falling low. |
0:30.8 | What is burnt so fast? Can anybody tell me that? |
0:35.8 | In the sweet-to-twitter attack, she got the mommies, dropping bommies on social media platforms. |
0:41.8 | Dan Burr, Chrysler, that's a nice shirt. If it wasn't so tight, sir, something like it might burst. |
0:48.8 | Face it, mirror it's clear, need of a diet, the spider, you're confiding in your appliances. |
0:55.8 | Then microwave it's how you start your dates. I'm in Christina's safe. There's something's got to change. |
1:02.8 | Okay, okay, you're gonna try to find a way to say the times that heavy you said. But we know better you bet. |
1:09.8 | You're such a nice guy, the twice as wide and, urr, why don't you decide to shrink your size? |
1:21.8 | Urr, you're such a nice guy, twice as wide and, urr, why don't you decide to shrink your size? |
1:35.8 | But the thing is that nobody am really. But the thing is that nobody am really. |
1:47.8 | Oh man, this is one of my favorite eras. So beautiful, the sign. |
1:51.8 | That is MC tight jeans back in the day that was during the, when we really kicked off the who is fat, Burr is fat. |
1:58.8 | The height of our era and the Burr is fat, the time is fat era. And it's so excited to have him back today. It's gonna be so much fun. |
2:05.8 | And we watched a special on Netflix, Secretime. Yes. |
2:10.8 | Guess what? He's still fat. |
2:12.8 | Yeah, oh, and for those you wonder, like, how did you watch it? |
2:16.8 | He doesn't know I've seen it yet, either. Oh, okay. |
2:19.8 | It's because I got a screener. How did I get a screener? I'm a Hollywood movie star. I'm a television star. |
2:25.8 | I'm a podcast star. I'm an international comedian. Right, a producer directs a singer dancer. |
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