#463 Raaaaage with Robert Kelly

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🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Standup comedian Robert Kelly is not in control of his emotions. He sat down with me, who is known to be emotionless, and told me about his problems controlling his anger. Generally Bobby is one of the sweetest guys in comedy. But sometimes he hulks out and it’s one of the wildest things you’ll ever witness. He completely rages and can’t get it under control for a while. But he always tries to make things right afterwards.

We discussed all that and our upcoming tour dates together in Michigan at the end of March all while smoking one of Robert’s favorite cigars, the Long Live The King from the Caldwell Collection. This might be the beginning of a great new video series but let us know what you think of the idea in the comments and if you have any thoughts on how to make it work and how to tweak it.

Get tickets now - Michigan Tour with Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

March 24: Ft. Wayne - Summit City Comedy Club
March 25: Grand Rapids - GLC Live at 20 Monroe
March 26: Detroit -The Fillmore

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Angry again - Megadeath

Oasis - Don’t Look Back In Anger

SAY ANYTHING- I Hate Everyone

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0:00.0	When people fuck with you and push you and try to get you and then they make you snap and then they
0:06.4	Immediately pull back and go oh, oh geez. Wow. I'll put it on you and then now I know you made me mad now
0:13.2	They're the victim right right because you last out as you've left out me and now you're an immediate wrong
0:20.6	Because because you're emotionalized and they're not I'm a man. Why don't you get emotional?
0:24.8	You're you're immediately the fucking bad guy. Yeah
0:55.2	Hi, everybody. I'm always your fear. Welcome to all your fear skeptic thing podcast before I start
1:02.6	Let me give you my dates for live stand-up comedy on the road
1:06.4	Coming up for wind and Indiana Grand Rapids Michigan Detroit Michigan. Those are all in March April
1:12.0	Appleton Wisconsin, St. Louis, Missouri, Buffalo, New York, and then May Louisville
1:17.6	Kentucky
1:19.1	and June
1:21.1	Minneapolis, Minnesota and Chicago, Illinois, plus those were all on sale plus coming up
1:26.3	Two more dates in May somewhere and then New York for June 11th will go on sale
1:33.5	Next week all right
1:36.7	Check it out. I should be calm tickets and call back here on Twitter and everything so on today's episode
1:41.8	I have Bobby Kelly coming in. He's coming in about I don't know an hour and we're gonna do a podcast
1:46.5	And I don't know what we're gonna talk about maybe we'll talk about the end of
1:48.9	The winter you could feel in the air dude. You could feel there people are happy. I don't know how it is where you live, but New York
1:57.0	The winter is rough. It is rough
2:00.3	And so everybody's happy
2:02.9	Everybody's happy about it
2:04.9	People are talking people are doing new dates people are going out with people men and women are fucking people are announcing their relationships on Instagram
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