463: Honoring James Van Der Beek and Bud Cort
Fat Man Beyond
SModcast Network
4.7 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 137 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | tell you |
| 0:00.4 | something, I'm going to tell you something, Mark Bernard. You ain't beholden to this audience. If you want to go take a whiz at any time during this show, you just say tinkle, tinkle, and you go climb your beanstalk, which sounds sexier, exactly as sexy as I meant it. And then you go take your whiz, man. |
| 0:32.8 | Mark is just talking about having to rock a jug. |
| 0:36.9 | Side of his chair like my father did in most of the 70s and 80s, |
| 0:41.8 | even though the bathroom was one short walk away to take a leak in, man. |
| 0:48.0 | And I'm like, just like, go. |
| 0:50.4 | Don't work. |
| 0:51.2 | Like not in front of us. |
| 0:52.0 | Not like, stand up, whip it out, fucking throw, show us your hog and pissed, God damn it. |
| 0:56.0 | But feel free to go to the bathroom |
| 0:58.0 | because last I heard, man, |
| 1:00.6 | this is a free show. |
| 1:02.3 | But see, what I want to do, though, |
| 1:04.1 | is if I have the jug under my desk, |
| 1:06.8 | see if people can spot |
| 1:08.3 | when I'm taking the leak. |
| 1:11.8 | Watching it eer It's like, |
| 1:13.0 | watching it eerily like. |
| 1:20.6 | Mark's being awfully quiet during this battle, |
| 1:24.0 | Stargallat, |
| 1:24.6 | it's good conversation. |
| 1:25.9 | Yeah. |
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