Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Wadcast Podcast. I am your host. I am in very bad lighting right now if you're watching this on YouTube because I'm outside.

The bingo bus I'm not using. I am now out on my deck in the backyard trying to build a studio. No, I'm not rolling up my sleeves if you're looking. That's not my faunzy look. It's just this t-shirt.

Welcome to the Wadcast Podcast. I am your host, Eddie, you have to each and every week. I do a show about health, fitness, whatever. Strength, conditioning, crossfit.

Sometimes I talk mountain biking, sometimes I talk skiing, sometimes I talk a lot of my hobbies. I'm a comedian. I talk a lot of comedy. But for the most part, if you're generally into health and fitness and strength and conditioning, this is the place to go. You care about your nutrition. I am the master of all those. I don't know if you guys know what a physically fit individual I am.

Actually, I don't know where I stand. My age group. But I'm going to know because I'm going to do the CrossFit Games this year. That's right. I'm signing up.

Bert Kreischer is not signing up. My friend Bert Kreischer, please somebody clip this and send it to him. Send him this clip.

My friend is Bert Kreischer. I've been friends with him for 25 years. 25 years. He won't even acknowledge me. He talks about what an amazing athlete he is, what an amazing fit person he is, works out, does all these challenges, goes against Tom Segura.

Doesn't give me any credit. Never. And I think I'd kick his ass and everything. And I mean everything.

The only thing he could probably beat me in is summa wrestling. Other than that, I'm pretty sure I could beat him in strong man. I could beat him in any kind of weightlifting.

He might be able to wrestle me. That summa wrestling for sure. But name a sport.

baseball, basketball, football, boxing, hockey, soccer. You name it. I'll beat him. And he won't give me credit.

He just, and I didn't even start this. Some of the fans did. They were like, hey, Bert, your Mr. Fit guy. Why don't you go against Eddie?

If want to do the CrossFit open, we know he's done CrossFit. We know for a fact. And he like does six miles a day.

I think he like walks it. But I don't know. He might run it. Whatever. I'll still beat him no matter what. And he won't do it.

Now he's talking about big wave surfing. I've been working on a project with the guys from formerly of Surfer Magazine for three years now about surfing big waves.

And I have, I'm like, I've been surfing for 15 years. And I'm still not a good surfer. But Bert has surfed like up twice. And says he's going to go surf with Nathan Florence.

Well, good luck. I'll be in Maui two weeks going out to visit the wave that we've been working on this project. So should be interesting.

Anyway, I'm just here to trash Bert. And if you want to go to, I don't know what he is at Bert, Bert, Bert, Bert, Bert, Kreischer, whatever. I'm giving him free publicity. He won't give me any. Does not want me to get any publicity at all.

Especially because my new albums coming out March 23rd, March 30th, March 23rd on iTunes. I believe I think you can pre-order on the 23rd. Please do. If you're a fan of the show, please pre-order.

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