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The Scathing Atheist

462: Half-Roasted Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, our podcast gets a billionaire sugar daddy for Christmas, a 3rd grade teacher considers doing "Wintertime For Hitler" unironically at the holiday concert, and Tom and Cecil will be here to shit in a few stockings.
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Guest Links:
Hear more from Tom and Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance: https://dissonancepod.com/
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Headlines:
Christian jewlery store sues marines to use their symbol: https://friendlyatheist.substack.com/p/a-christian-jewelry-store-has-sued
Greg Locke thinks UN statue is the beast of the antichrist: https://friendlyatheist.substack.com/p/these-christians-think-a-statue-outside
D.C. third graders were made to reenact episodes from the Holocaust: https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2021/12/19/holocaust-reenactment-watkins-school-dc/
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0:00.0

Warning, the following episode is not cherry and bright.

0:04.4

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new brand of greeting

0:08.2

cards for people you can do without brawl mark cards.

0:12.7

Brawl mark cards, because Aunt Kathy can go fuck herself and we're sick of pretending

0:17.0

otherwise.

0:18.2

And now The Skating Atheist.

0:20.2

Hey, salut c'est Pat Amoreal, et puis on est fait, on évoluerait d'homme ou de femme sans

0:25.7

j'ai dégueulasse.

0:26.9

And for those of you who don't speak French-Canadian, well, it's true, we did indeed evolve

0:31.8

from filthy monkey men or women.

0:59.3

And it's fast of us.

1:09.3

And Tom and Ciso will be here to shit in a few stockings.

1:31.6

First, the Dietribe.

1:48.5

Okay, I'm sorry to do two dietribes about such a similar subject in a row like this, but

1:54.0

I couldn't fit all my bitching into one segment.

1:56.7

See, last week we talked about how silly it was for Christians to be pissed about the

2:00.6

commercialization of Christmas given that the commercialization is the only reason anybody

2:05.0

gives a shit about Christmas.

2:06.6

But this week I want to talk about how the commercialization is the only reason anybody

2:10.4

gives a shit about Jesus.

2:12.8

I mean, don't get me wrong.

2:15.5

It's possible that Christianity could have perpetuated itself 20 centuries without a government

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