Well, hey there, dollop listeners. This is Garrett Reynolds. Yes, right. I'm on this show. Anyway, just wanted to give everyone some standup dates. I have coming up. I'll be on the road in March and April March Monday March 13th. I will be at Summit City Comedy and Fort Wayne Indiana March 14th Tuesday Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis March 15th Louisville. I'll be at the Louisville Comedy Club March 16th. The Columbus Funnybone in Ohio.

Date, no, hi, on March 17th, the Friday, also at the Funnybone and then the Funnybone in Perry's Burg Saturday March 18th. That's two shows.

Then I'll be in Cleveland, Ohio at Holarities on March 19th Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky on Tuesday March 21st.

March 22nd. I will be at Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis March 23rd. I'll be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City. That's Thursday March 24th.

March 24th. I'll be at the Des Moines Iowa Funnybone March 26th. I'll be in Omaha at the Funnybone as well. Then if you go into April April 12th,

I'll be at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Washington April 13th. I'll be at the Spokane Washington Comedy Club and then the 14th through the,

or I guess that just the 14th, I will be at Lasbeth Comedy. I do think there's more shows there. So I think I'll be there April 14th at 15th in Boseman, Montana at Lasbeth Comedy.

Go to Gareth Reynolds dot com for ticket information and go watch my special England weed on the rest on YouTube. Thank you.

You're listening to the dollop on the all things comedy network. This is a bilingual American history podcast or each week. I, a day, Anthony read a story from American history to my friend.

Gareth Reynolds who has no idea what the topic is going to be about. And just because we're bilingual, we should point out that we will. We know how to say cucumber.

We know, well, we know how to say it because we see a cucumber and we were both raised here in America and also when people bring us on their, their shows to discuss cooking because that's what we do.

We also know the names of the items in America because we have. How you say you come back? I don't know what's going on in the Baldwin House this week, but you can be sure there's a little voice in the back of Alex Baldwin's head saying, oh my God.

Who did I marry? What has happened? Okay, this is there.

Oh, just the the awesomeness of of creating an accent at some point years ago to market yourself and having it take off.

Can I just just as I'm thinking about this through properly. Yeah, we shouldn't pick what ancestry you want to have shame.

You shouldn't there's no picking. There's no don't you don't don't. Don't shame. Don't shame fake ancestry.

We're about to get into the shame wars in the next 10 years and that's the shame wars. That is things are going to be crazy.

I can see countries fighting over shame. Oh, that'll be great. You have shame does. We are taking your water. Please don't joke shame.

And called it quote is jam-past. I'm the fucking hip-hop guy. My name is Gary. Is it part five? And this is not going to come to tickle you podcast.

Okay, I'm a five-part proficient. Now hit him with the puppy. You both present sick arguments.

No, sleep down. That's like that hip-hop. I can't. No, and I see done my friend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

February 6, 1785. You ever Lord Jesus Christ. Do we say a prayer at this work? Is that what you usually do during the podcast? No, no, it would be the first time that it's happened.

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