#461 Stick with Mapquest or Be a Hybrid Human
Songs & Stories Podcast
Emeryland
4.2 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Joey’s uncle wanted old-school directions to his house, even though he had an iPhone to easily type in the address like a normal human. According to him though, Joey was the dummy for relying on that dumb MAPS app. Matt gets excited about these implications. A simple choice the future generations will be faced with. Accept & cooperate with hybrid humans, reverse aging, and 300-year lifespans, or go build your villages to die early. 99.9% of us will chose the former.
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| 0:00.0 | Childhood should be fun. Don't let bed wetting spoil that. |
| 0:07.0 | Dry nights give maximum protection, so kids can go to bed where we free. |
| 0:12.0 | Have a dry night sleep. And wake up awesome! |
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| 0:40.0 | Welcome back to something approximating the Bad Christian Podcast. |
| 0:43.0 | It's not exactly the Bad Christian Podcast. It's in fact the Daily Dose. |
| 0:48.0 | The counterpart to the Bad Christian Podcast that occurs on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. |
| 0:54.0 | You guys are used to getting just the Wednesday, but there's much more. |
| 0:57.0 | And this is the kind of thing it is, so like if you hate the next 40 minutes of audio, never join the BC Club. |
| 1:05.0 | If you halfway like the audio or love the audio or you just like getting pissed off about how much you don't like the audio, |
| 1:12.0 | then you should join the BC Club. But not just for that. You should join the BC Club because there's a bunch of friends over there of yours that you haven't met yet. |
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| 1:52.0 | Here we go. |
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