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🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.
0:19.0	Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.
0:22.4	Paddy Power.
0:23.3	Valid on selected leagues and markets only.
0:24.9	Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only.
0:27.3	T's and Clusions apply.
0:28.6	18 plus scummelaware.org.
0:30.0	Reddit on Wiki starts now.
0:32.9	Get there. What's up Wicked What's up
0:43.0	Wicamaniacs?
0:43.8	It's your boy, Sean, here with me today.
0:45.9	Jay and Jay in glasses.
0:48.1	Whoa.
0:49.4	Two's J two glasses.
0:51.8	Shut the fuck up.
0:52.6	All right.
0:54.5	You never say Tuesdays.
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