What is up guys it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realist take a bite of the lies to fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to mother fucking reality guys today.

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So yeah, but all the shows are on their full length. I know most of you guys listen on audio. That's cool. But like if you want to sit down at night and bring the whole family around and just fuck a popcorn and watch your uncle and he talks some shit.

We're on YouTube. All right. Now also we have if this is your first time listening, we have multiple formats of the show. We have CTI. That's Cruz the internet. That's where we put up some of the current event topics of the day. We talk about and we talk about what might be true, what maybe isn't true.

We make fun of it. We have some laughs and then we talk about the problem and how we can all solve this problem. Other times we have real talk real talk is five to 20 minutes of media saying some stuff that I think needs to be heard.

And then other times we have full length and full length is just like what you're used to seeing on most podcasts as a bunch of people sitting around having a conversation.

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You got some. I got some. Oh, yeah. I'll broke up. Okay. I keep that shit on that. All right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. What's going on?

Nothing much. Dude, I was asking them before we started rolling. But you know that like, you know the voice of conscience that we all have. Right. Like if you could pay to have that voice be anybody else's voice in the world.

Who would who would yours be?

Man, I got a good one. It's me. It's true. Like like mofuckers be paying me to ask me to fucking make these little text alerts and say, dude, send me some motivational shit every morning.

Yeah. Right that shit down, bro. We're going to do that shit. trademark right there. Yeah. You guys subscribe to my text. I'll send you a little voice note every morning. Yeah. I mean, I got a good one. I would pay for you to be my alarm clock.

I'm just that's what I'm talking about. A little shit alarm text. I think people would dig that shit. That's real. Right. Like I wake up. They get a little text in the morning. It's just me like a 30 second. Like, hey, quick fucking around on the fuck.

You know what I say it. I got a good one, bro. Like my voice and my voice is like pretty mean to me. I think if you have high standards, your voice is pretty aggressive.

But if it wasn't me, you know, I heard I'm not going to madot said this earlier before we started the show. He said Morgan Freeman. That's a good. Morgan Freeman be a good one.

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