46: F*ck Me Through The Phone

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Or FaceTime me that p*ssy if its…cool Sloots, it’s time to dust the cobwebs off your cooter-cats. Sofia is giving out some VITAL information this week. Sloot University has saved your life on multiple occasions, but this week it’s REALLY about to up your game. How many times has your man begged you (in that little bitch boy voice) on FaceTime to “just show me pleaseee!” Luckily for you, Sofia will be teaching you ALL the ins and outs of FaceTime sex and how to pull it off in ways that even the top earner on OnlyFans would envy. Prop your phone up and spread your vagines, we’re putting on a show. Hope your FBI agent isn’t watching, unless you’re into that sort of thing. Next, Sofia breaks down the ONLY guide to men that you will ever need: The Rich-Hot Matrix. Derived from the infamous Crazy-Hot Matrix YouTube video that took the internet by storm years ago. Sofia breaks down her scientific scale telling you EXACTLY where the man of your dreams lies, based off of many many years of research of course. Finally, we found out that Tik Tok in it’s entirety is a snitch and is out to ruin your relationship. No, SERIOUSLY. A new feature has been discovered that will get you, or your shady boyfriend, in all SORTS of trouble if one of you slips up. Just another week in the office Sloots, just another week in the office. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA to receive your first month FREE Noom: http://noom.com/SOFIA for your free trial Talkspace: htttp://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 off Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:07.6	Hello everybody. Welcome to Sophia with an F. My name is Sophia with an F.
1:14.7	You heard it here first. All right, I just walked into my own fucking studio that I pay for,
1:25.5	that I work in on a daily basis, and my producer is here being a bitch.
1:32.2	Basically. Excuse me. Hi Alex. Hi Sophia. Where should I call you? March.
1:38.5	I knew what you were going to find and say that shit. Guys, March. Let me explain.
1:45.3	So I haven't seen a new therapist and we were discussing negative self-talk. I'm sure a lot of
1:51.8	people can relate. And she told me anytime I start second-guessing myself or my inner critic
2:01.1	starts to act the fuck up. I should give it a name. So I'm out in March. Large and in charge.
2:09.1	So if you guys hear me refer to her or hear me talking to myself, now you know,
2:15.1	which I guess I already do that every single week. Now you fucking know. Alex, you've met
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