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JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

46: Collie Me By Your Name

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

The Comedy Store Podcast Network

Stand-up, Entertainment News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.22.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We're back with a holiday break recap, plus the latest chaos to start off the year from canceled flights to a man who now identifies as a dog to a guy eating Mac and Cheese 3 meals a day. We're ready for 2024. Follow @justinmartindale and @comedystorestudios on Instagram for more updates on when you can see his special "Gay Bash," arriving early 2023!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh my gosh, Happy New Year, everybody. Welcome to another year's episode of Just

0:19.4

Say With Justin Marndale New Year. Same podcast. I hope you guys had a wonderful, wonderful

0:25.9

holiday season. We're going to be bringing you all the best in pop culture and news in 2023. I

0:33.4

have to get used to saying that 2023. But yes, what a what a time to be back. It is our first day

0:40.3

back. I honestly was gone for two weeks and I feel it. I feel it in my bones in my body. Actually

0:50.6

walking into the comedy store today, I breathed in the delicious smell of last night's bleach

0:58.8

and urinal cakes. And it got me very nostalgic. And I was like, oh, we're back. We did it.

1:07.4

Yes, so yes, I just want to recap my holiday week for you. A lot of travel.

1:16.9

Not going to lie, I started things off taking a red eye to the beautiful city of Birmingham,

1:24.6

Alabama. And I walked in. And as a badass, I have not only TSA pre-checked, but clear. You know

1:39.8

know, John, happy New Year. I didn't even like introduce you. Good God monster.

1:46.2

Clear is where they like scan your retinas, you know, totally healthy and not for the government.

1:52.1

But like, yeah, you just you get to like skip the line for the travel laying line. You think Sam

1:59.4

Tripoli has that? No, definitely not. No, absolutely not. But walked into LAX and I was like,

2:08.0

there is no one here. Mind you, my flight was at like midnight. So I was like, wow, there's

2:11.8

no one here. This is going to be a piece of cake. Oh, no. Not at all. We get into Birmingham.

2:17.3

Realize that did not we did not check our bags for the connecting flight

2:24.9

from Atlanta to Birmingham. So our bags get off the plane. And I get a notification saying like,

2:31.7

hey, your bags are at the terminal or like baggage claimant. I was like, no, they should be on the

2:37.5

plane with us going to Birmingham from Atlanta. Oh no. So we had to get the bags. Get on a later

2:44.6

flight. We get to Birmingham. Had a wonderful day, a couple days on the farm. My sister-in-law

2:52.4

Francis, who's an amazing painter had us all out on her family farm. It's like 300,000 acres.

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