46 - Beak of the Chicken

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 93 minutes

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You can find out how big an acre is by playing the CPR simulator in the airport. Just make sure it's not made in China. Email triplettjake@gmail.com if you'd like to apply to be our YouTube video editor! Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Brad Ellis?
0:01.0	J Triplett.
0:02.0	Hey, dude.
0:03.0	Hey man.
0:04.0	I noticed something in the airport that I thought was pretty fascinating.
0:06.0	Maybe you'll get a kick out of it.
0:08.0	This was like a week and a half ago.
0:09.0	There is a machine in there, but like right next to the trash cans and recycling bins.
0:14.0	Just, oh, while you're throwing your trash away, would you like to learn CPR?
0:18.0	Because there is a torso where you can do that.
0:21.0	What? It's like a vending machine where the
0:23.2	pops out of it or what it does not pop out you don't get to take the the body home but there's just a flat like just
0:30.6	body with its chest exposed and then like there's like a monitor to teach you how to do CPR right there in the terminal.
0:37.0	What? Yeah, no way. I never seen it before.
0:40.0	You're like, pephep.
0:42.0	Yeah, let me putepostables away and then, you know, just do a quick CPR over here.
0:47.0	I was going to say that is just a prime like video just waiting to happen.
0:51.0	Stay with me!
0:52.0	You'll be okay!
0:54.0	Cursing at it.
0:55.0	Yeah. Stay with me.
0:57.0	I'm not losing you.
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