459 - Taylor Swift’s Engagement & The Digital Prison

The Tim Dillon Show

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🗓️ 30 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Tim discusses his participation in the Riyadh Comedy Festival, shares his thoughts on Taylor Swift’s engagement to Travis Kelce, warns of Peter Thiel’s digital prison brought to you by Palantir, laments our mediocre culture, learns about drones meant to deter school shootings, and explains how the end has been engineered by the elite.

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0:00.0	Riyadh, baby, we're in Saudi Arabia.
0:16.0	Come on.
0:17.4	Get your tickets now.
0:19.5	Riyadh.
0:26.3	Saudi Arabia, Tim Dillon live in the capital.
0:27.2	Is it the capital?
0:32.0	Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, October 8th.
0:36.5	October 8th. The day after, October 6th. The day after October 7th. Just funny how it all works. Not something that I had planned, by the way.
0:54.7	It's just something that happened.
0:56.6	I will be in Riyadh at the Riyadh comedy festival at the Bacher-A-L-Sheddy theater.
1:04.2	Come see me at the Bacher al-Shedys.
1:12.4	And apologies, if I am not pronouncing that correctly.
1:16.7	I don't know.
1:18.3	I imagine I'll be doing more in the Middle East.
1:20.5	I imagine we all will, actually.
1:23.3	We'll be doing a lot in the middle.
1:24.6	And I'm doing Abu Dhabi the night before.
1:29.6	We don't have that information yet.
1:32.0	But come on out.
1:33.2	Come on out for a night of laughter in Abu Dhabi.
1:38.9	Am I doing Abu Dhabi?
1:40.6	I think October 6th.
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