Well, hey there, dollop listeners. This is Garrett Reynolds. Yes, right. I'm on this show. Anyway, just wanted to give everyone some standup dates. I have coming up. I'll be on the road in March and April March Monday March 13th. I will be at Summit City Comedy and Fort Wayne Indiana March 14th Tuesday Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis March 15th Louisville. I'll be at the Louisville Comedy Club March 16th. The Columbus Funnybone in Ohio.

Date, no, hi, on March 17th, the Friday, also at the Funnybone and then the Funnybone in Perry's Burg Saturday March 18th. That's two shows.

Then I'll be in Cleveland, Ohio at Holarities on March 19th Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky on Tuesday March 21st.

March 22nd. I will be at Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis March 23rd. I'll be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City. That's Thursday March 24th.

March 24th. I'll be at the Des Moines Iowa Funnybone March 26th. I'll be in Omaha at the Funnybone as well. Then if you go into April April 12th,

I'll be at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Washington April 13th. I'll be at the Spokane Washington Comedy Club and then the 14th through the,

or I guess that just the 14th, I will be at Lasbeth Comedy. I do think there's more shows there. So I think I'll be there April 14th at 15th in Boseman, Montana at Lasbeth Comedy.

Go to Gareth Reynolds dot com for ticket information and go watch my special England weed on the rest on YouTube. Thank you.

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lover of lover of cats and dogs, occasional tree trimmer Dave Anthony reads a story from American history to his friend.

Gareth Reynolds who has no idea what the topic is going to be about. Okay, so little more insight into you. Oh, Jose's here. Hey, Jose. Hey, hey, you buddy.

You haven't been on the show in a while. What's new with you? How's the pandemic? How how does he, how does he get around with the CLP?

Don't understand the question. The question has no bearing on reality. The question is not grounded in any sort of actuality.

Is that foolish and not worth even answering, not even worth dignifying by speaking about it now? Is that not a seal?

You know for a fact that it is a cat. And you know that and you've created this whole narrative. And now someone on my Wikipedia page has said that I'm a seal trainer or some shit because of you.

My name is Gary. No, no, listen, you shut up for a second. You have inserted all these little things that are just ongoing bits that you just like the fuse of and then you walk away to not even stick around for the explosion.

Because you don't care because you're an empty your empty so you're solace.

And by the way, you started this one off without a shirt on. So you have problems.

That was me preparing for comedy.

And I don't even want to all this attack is and it's it's this is a baseless attack. All this attack is.

It is a base attack is to distract from the fact that you have a base full attack.

You have a pet seal in your home, which I believe is illegal. No, I don't, which I believe is illegal.

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