#459 - Josie Long , Verge Christ and Mammary Glands In The Runner Beans

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Elis has secured a last minute Oasis ticket, but the big question is… what *does* he wear??? Will Liam stop during Champagne Supernova and pick him out specifically?

Meanwhile, John has had two prawn vindaloos and there’s been ‘interest’ down below. This is all amidst the great wildflower debate which continues apace, and Elis is on the end of a lot of stick. What if we created a tantalising buffet of ecological confusion?

There’s also further blow out from Elis’s Made Up Games failings and ensuing existential crisis. And speaking of blowing an extraordinary Mad Dad explodes into the inbox for the boys get their teeth into.

And for all your stuff it’s [email protected] on electronic mail, or 07974 293 022 on WhatsApp.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, radio, podcasts. Hello everyone and welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins show.
0:30.3	We are Daveless again.
0:32.7	I think he's got the picture.
0:35.2	I think he's got the message that his services are no longer required.
0:38.7	Yeah.
0:39.8	Um, that efficiency savings have to be made.
0:43.2	And sometimes, you know, you've got to make upsetting redundancies.
0:47.4	You do. However, in a sense, Dave is here chemically in Ellis's veins. What do I mean by that?
1:14.1	Uh, I don't mean that Ellis has popped off to the toilet for a pick-me-up. What I mean is that Ellis has just worked out that he can go to Oasis tomorrow. I've just been offered a ticket by a valued friend. So currently through Ellis's veins, there are mini mastermonds going, Oasis vibes in the area,
1:16.7	and they're all circling around Ellis's system.
1:17.7	I got offered.
1:20.2	And Dave's DJing in Ellis's heart. Just before I left the house, right?
1:23.1	And I kept shouting Oasis vibes in the area.
1:26.3	And my kids didn't like it because they didn't know what it meant. No. And Izzy didn't like it because he doesn't like Oasis. No. But I don't care because I do like Oasis. You do. This feels big. And you like their vibes being in your area. Yeah. But what am I going to wear for Oasis? Because I need Liam to look across at where I'll be.
1:45.1	Yeah.
1:45.4	To think, I want him to be my mate.
1:47.9	Do you want to come backstage?
1:50.0	We'll play Wonderwall in a second.
1:51.6	Stop everything, right?
1:53.3	Who's that guy?
1:54.1	About 250-year-old Spack in the VIP area.
1:58.2	Oasis vibes in the VIP area.
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