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God Awful Movies

458: The Golden Laws

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Golden Laws, a Happy Science Cult exploration of what they think history is.

Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site
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0:00.0

He kind of has to throw off the vibes by being like I would get AIDS and have my eyes torn out by hawks to hear this and they're like hey no one why did you

0:14.8

volunteer that yeah he's happy for his eyes to be torn apart by a million hawks yeah

0:20.5

logistically half a million per eye is that?

0:23.0

Do they have a sib?

0:24.0

A lot of hogs.

0:25.0

Each of those hawks is not getting much out of that eye.

0:28.0

That's not a bigger miracle than the fish and the bread thing to make like one eye feed a 500,000 bucks.

0:34.8

God awful movies. movie.

0:50.4

Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because you can't argue with the fates.

0:55.7

I'm your host No illusions. Heath is unable to join us this week, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick.

1:01.4

Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir I'm fantastic

1:05.1

Noah you're just fantastic no no follow-up gag or anything like that sibbit bibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbbibb-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a'a'a'a'a'a'a There you know. Thank you. And also joining us this one.

1:15.0

Knock, knock, joke now. You do it.

1:17.0

And also, I already know who is there.

1:21.0

It's our guest masochist extraordinary

1:23.0

host of Be's reasonable and co-host of Skeptics with a K Michael Marshall Marsh

1:26.9

welcome back. Hello hello I am in a fantastic mood is all I will say it's got

1:32.4

nothing to do with this film obviously

1:34.1

this film right yeah it's been a good week here in the UK and it's going to be

1:39.6

a good six weeks I'm going to be very happy for at least some of that time until something happens that will

1:45.9

crush all my hopes and render me a politically wasted husk. But for the time being being I'm in a great mood.

1:53.0

So it's election time is it?

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