458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, Alex here.
0:03.1	Yes, Alex.
0:04.6	I am alive and well, and I'm here in the QI office on Christmas Eve Eve.
0:09.5	Dan, James, and Andy and Anna have all gone home again.
0:13.0	Let me here to sort out this year's Christmas episode.
0:16.0	In a second you're going to get Dan and Anna asking you to subscribe to things and buy all their merch,
0:21.3	but they couldn't even take the time to wish their loyal listeners a merry Christmas,
0:26.2	because they're all complete, free-loading, self-centered, full-fledged,
0:31.5	bastards.
0:33.0	So yeah, f**k them.
0:34.6	It falls to me to gladly wish all of you out there a very merry Christmas from everyone here at No Such Thing as a Fish.
0:41.9	And this means that I finally get to say,
0:44.6	on with the podcast after these messages.
0:51.8	Hi everybody, just before we start this show, we have a couple of small favours to ask you.
0:55.2	It's that begging time of year when people put their tins out and shake them around,
1:00.1	asking for you to do things like, for instance,
1:03.0	voting for their favourite podcast in the National Comedy Awards.
1:07.4	That's why we have been long-listed as one of the best comedy podcasts.
1:11.2	We're very excited about that, and we would love it if you could get us to the short list
1:15.4	to do that. You can go to qi.com slash vote.
1:18.7	You'll see all the options there.
1:20.1	You can also vote for your favourite comedians, your favourite comedy shows.
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