458: Everlasting Gobble Stopper Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, there are worst times to be an atheist but not by much, Heath will declare the best Thanksgiving food by fiat, and we’ll watch a cartoon about people dying en masse of starvation.

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Headlines:

Humanist International releases tenth annual Freedom of Thought Report: https://fot.humanists.international/

Even Non-Catholic Hospitals in the South Have Unwritten Abortion Restrictions: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/11/20/even-non-catholic-hospitals-in-the-south-have-unwritten-abortion-restrictions/

Kat Kerr says god is moving her into a mansion so she can “infiltrate” the wealthy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/11/17/prophetess-gods-moving-me-into-a-mansion-so-i-can-infiltrate-the-wealthy/

Oklahoma Church Boots Woman for Bringing Marijuana to Jailed Sister...It Was Cilantro: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/11/17/ok-church-boots-woman-for-bringing-marijuana-to-jailed-sister-it-was-cilantro/

NC Lt. Governor says straight relationships are superior to gay relationships: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/11/22/nc-lt-governor-god-says-straight-relationships-are-superior-to-gay-ones/ https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/mark-robinson-says-straight-relationships-are-superior-because-homosexuality-serves-no-purpose/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, by the time I finish this sentence, this podcast will already have started using words like fuck.
0:06.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Movement Watches and by Fuck You's Giving,
0:13.0	the new family holiday where we just drop the pretenses and get it out of the way.
0:17.0	Fuck You's Giving because Aunt Kathy is just a shitty person.
0:22.0	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:46.0	It's November 25th and if anyone at your Thanksgiving dinner defends Kyle Rittenhouse, it's legal for you to murder that's the law.
0:58.0	That's the law, that's the law.
1:00.0	Very threatening when they do that.
1:02.0	Yeah, I'm no illusions.
1:04.0	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:05.0	I'm Ethan Wright.
1:06.0	I'm going to add one more vote.
1:07.0	And from Bill O'Veil's New Jersey and Arbor Michigan and Wakecross Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:12.0	Oh, this week's episode there are worse times to be an atheist, but not by much.
1:17.0	The best Thanksgiving food is stuffing and the rest of you are absolutely wrong.
1:21.0	And we'll watch a cartoon about people dying and mass from starvation.
1:26.0	But first, the die tribe.
1:28.0	I hope it's about stuff.
1:43.0	What a person hates tells you a lot about what they fear.
1:47.0	Just a thought that may or may not help you as you try to recover from your Thanksgiving dinner.
1:52.0	See, the last time I had a big religious argument was at Thanksgiving and it's the reason I don't do that shit anymore.
1:59.0	Big religious arguments, I still do Thanksgiving.
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