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457 - What I Would Do To Get A Playboy Magazine with Comedian Jason Horton

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4.1 • 529 Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Jason Horton and his 13 year old buddies went to extraordinary lengths to get their hands on a Playboy magazine, including sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night and carousing convenient story parking lots. And here's a few links to help you get the most out of Story Worthy- if you're listening on an iPhone, all you need to do is tap the cover art while the show is playing, and you'll see the episode notes, including the links. There is one to subscribe, please do! And feel free to follow me on Twitter and check out the Story Worthy website! You'll also find special deals courtesy of our sponsors like Beach Body on Demand, FabFitFun, ZipRecuriter, Sustain Natural, Hello Fresh, ThirdLove, Casper Mattress, LeTote, and Audible (promo code STORYWORTHY). It's good karma guys! And please fill out this SHORT survey at wondery.com/survey! Oh, and make it a Story Worthy Day!Privacy Policy and California Privacy Notice.

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Christine from Storyworthy. Do you remember what it was like to be 13 years old?

0:11.4

My friend and I, my equally perverted 13-year-old friend and I were both 13, we're like, we've got to get a Playboy magazine.

0:19.5

We would sneak out of the house, super dangerous, terrible idea.

0:23.6

Where were the parents?

0:25.6

Anybody's parents? Where were you?

0:27.6

That's a great question. Where were they?

0:29.6

So we would go to gas stations and then case it out and case it out and kind of

0:33.6

all right, let's see this is like, you know, good amount of traffic here.

0:38.3

And I was like, well, you know, it's like now we kind of, all right, they have magazines here, great.

0:42.3

The person working seems pretty chill.

0:45.3

So then we would keep going and not, we would ask people, we would essentially profile,

0:52.3

essentially creepy dudes

0:54.3

that look like they would buy two 13-year-olds

0:56.0

a Playboy magazine.

0:58.5

Today on Storyworthy,

1:00.2

comedian Jason Horton tells a coming-of-age story

1:02.8

about getting his 13-year-old hands

1:05.1

on a Playboy magazine. Stick around.

1:09.5

Hey, it's Jason Horton, and you're listening to Storyworthy.

1:34.1

Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm coming to you from Los Angeles, California.

1:39.3

I'm so glad you guys tuned in today with you're a long-time fan of the show over seven years.

1:45.1

I know. You guys have a lot to catch up with. Or you're a new listener. Welcome to Story Worthy.

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