457 – Stinking at the Moon

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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In which the theme is too many inkers; Cecilia Reyes has no patience for your bullshit; Genosha’s going to be just fine (it’s not); we would watch a supercut of Fabian Cortez getting punched; we bid an abrupt farewell to Gaia; and comics are exhausting, yet captivating. X-PLAINED: Dazzler’s murder trial X-Men Unlimited #24 The past and future of X-Men Unlimited Doctor Cecilia Reyes Ghost Pirate Cap’n Bloodscream Wolverine and friends Pushing your kid out of a plane as a basic first aid skill Banter The Silver Samurai (Keniuchio Harada) Sunfire and the Big Hero Six Projectile-based wordplay Irene Adler, spoiler machine Genosha (again) The Cabinet of Doctor Lensherr Magneto’s panties Stupid metaphors Football stars and their football cars Magneto’s nuanced and baby-filled past Generation X #51 Hunter & Tristan Brawn Helicopter grandparents Artie & Leech, perpetual moppets Emma Frost, forever traumatized Generation X’s new costumes Gaia as the Bird Boy of Generation X Peach Momoko’s Ultimate Armor Sauron and the Lizard’s agendas and fashion Comic book collecting preferences NEXT EPISODE: Some damned fine X-Force. Want to hire J&MXPtXM producer Matt Hunter to produce your podcast? Email him! Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! Find us on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!

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0:00.0	So Miles, remember that time Dazzler straight up killed Ulysses' claw?
0:05.0	I do, Jay. I think she basically absorbed him because he was pure sound, right?
0:10.0	Right! And then when she used the energy from him, it got Galactus's attention and that was the whole thing and then she ended up on trial for murder.
0:18.0	Oh, right, and she was acquitted because they determined that Klaw wasn't really alive to begin with.
0:24.0	Only in the retcon version, originally she actually got off by convincing the judge.
0:29.0	That it was justified?
0:31.0	That a human jury couldn't judge her because she was a mutant.
0:33.3	What? I'm Jay Eddin and I'm Miles Stokes. And we are here to explain the X-Men.
0:51.0	Because it's about time someone did.
0:53.0	Welcome to episode 457 of J& Miles Explain the X-Men, where we walk you through the ins,
0:58.4	the outs, and the retcons of comics greatest superhero soap opera.
1:02.4	And welcome to some random X stuff.
1:05.0	So sometimes we have these stories that line up perfectly.
1:08.0	It's like, hey, three or four issues.
1:10.0	Let's talk about a complete story with a beginning, middle, and an end.
1:12.8	And sometimes we have a bunch of individual stories
1:15.2	that are in between things.
1:16.2	And so we just cram them together,
1:17.6	and the episode's theme is,
1:19.4	I don't know, what is the episode's theme this time, Jay?
1:22.2	The theme of this episode, if there's a uniting theme between the issues we're looking
1:26.8	at, it's that they all have a shit ton of anchors.
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