457: Not Your Uber

That Story Show Clean Comedy Podcast

James Kennison

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

An up and coming musician has butterflies in a weird location. A newlywed's attempt at cooking bacon goes hilariously wrong. A toddler's persistent demand for ketchup teaches her uncle a valuable lesson. A nephew in need of a ride leads to a panic-filled pickup mission at the bus station in the middle of the night.

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0:00.0	This is that story show where your hilarious real life stories take the spotlight.
0:04.0	Hey!
0:10.0	This is that story show people. I'm who?
0:14.0	You're watching?
0:16.0	Hey who's cooking pizza.
0:18.0	I turned into a bat.
0:19.0	I flew into this clean.
0:20.0	I'm upstairs.
0:22.0	I left her some guineas. I left her some guano.
0:22.8	Hey podcast people, I'm your host. My name is James Kennison.
0:30.0	And hey, I'm Jan, I'm also James.
0:35.0	You're John Steinclover.
0:38.0	I'm John Steinclover. I'm so sorry.
0:40.0	James, got a quick question for you.
0:42.0	Yeah. Do you know where Stormtroopers like to shop?
0:45.0	No, I don't. It's a store next to Target.
0:50.0	Oh gosh, because they always miss.
0:53.4	Yeah, okay, thank you. I'm glad you got that one.
0:56.7	I'm talking about Stormtroopers from Star Wars, specifically, not just like the random.
1:02.6	Welcome to the podcast and thanks John for joining me.
1:07.2	I hope you've had a fantastic week.
1:10.0	It surely has been better than mine.
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