457: Eames Toilet (w/Geoffrey James!)
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2020
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Friend, comedian, and fellow Headgum podcaster joins us to discuss road trips, sawdust, and dating in the time of Corona.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:32.0 | But she killed herself in Starbucks, loves the USA, and America too. |
| 0:40.0 | She's a good girl. |
| 0:43.0 | Crazy bout the pinch, loves chipmunks, and proven felt too, yeah. |
| 0:52.0 | It's been a long time since I had prunami. |
| 1:02.0 | There's something that I still could do, but these two Jews won't tell you to kiss her. |
| 1:13.0 | No these two Jews will break her heart and I'm free. |
| 1:24.0 | Free bowling, bowling, and I'm free. |
| 1:35.0 | Free bowling, bowling. |
| 1:44.0 | Right before this episode I clogged the toilet bad. |
| 1:50.0 | Sorry to hear this. |
| 1:52.0 | Yeah, that was like corn and leaves. |
| 1:55.0 | Why don't you just gusting? |
| 1:57.0 | Why don't you say who sang the song and introduce the guest instead of you know you're over-shraring? |
| 2:03.0 | It's TMI. |
| 2:04.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 2:05.0 | You're describing what was in your shit that you clogged the toilet with. |
| 2:08.0 | It looked like someone threw fucking cold slime to a pot of water. |
| 2:12.0 | It was a dark tea. |
| 2:13.0 | That's way too leafy. |
| 2:15.0 | That's so leafy. |
| 2:17.0 | How did it clog the toilet if it's leafy? |
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