457: Dracula's Home Alone

The Incomparable Mothership

Jason Snell

Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure

4.8 • 694 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

We’re all out seeing “Avengers: Endgame”, so here’s something completely different to tide you over. A while ago we all were talking about how our Rocket Surgery selections are so weird and obscure that we could just make up an entire movie and nobody would be able to tell the difference. So we did that. As with episode 453, here’s a Rocket Surgery about a movie you won’t find on IMDB or YouTube, because it totally doesn’t exist. We made it up on the spot, plot point by plot point. It’s 1963’s “The Howling Horror of Dracula.”

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0:00.0	So Avengers Endgame came out this weekend, and we are all out seeing it.
0:04.6	So we'll do a couple episodes probably about Endgame next weekend.
0:09.3	For this episode, however, it's time for something completely different.
0:13.6	What you're about to hear is entirely improvised.
0:15.9	With the exception of the name of the movie, the year it was made, and a couple of the actors in their character
0:22.1	names, we made it all up as we went along. That's right. It's not brain science. It's improvisational
0:28.6	rocket surgery. This is the howling horror of Dracula.
0:34.3	Chinat, chain, rattle, tarrot, bats, bats, bats, bats, bats, bats, back.
0:44.3	The incomparable number 457, April 2019. Welcome back, everybody, to The Incomparable Podcast.
0:47.3	I am your host, Jason Snell, and it's another one of our fantastic rocket's
0:51.3	fantastic rocket surgery episodes in which I gleefully inflict terrible movies on my friends.
1:00.1	And then I have to watch them myself and I regret everything.
1:04.0	And in this episode, we are continuing the Rocket Surgery Film Festival, I guess.
1:10.1	It's 1950s sci-fi, of course it is, or horror, I guess. the continuing the rocket surgery film festival i guess it's nineteen fifty's
1:11.9	sci-fi of course it is or horror i guess it what is it's it's all of the yeah it's oh boy
1:18.3	it's a horrific sci-fi oh it's terrific it's just bad it is science horror 58's the howling
1:25.6	horror of dracula directed by j Jerry Warren, starring among other people,
1:29.7	John Carradine.
1:31.1	Why did I pick this movie?
1:32.6	Well, I mean, Jerry Warren directed Frankenstein Island, which is my favorite bad movie
1:37.3	of all time.
1:37.8	And I love movies with John Carradine in them because they're always really good.
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