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Yeah, yeah, I showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fuck me that. So if you've never done oral, then you're extra virgin. No, girl, it's my plan. I showed my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get my honor.

Check check. Three, two, one. My. My. I was thinking joy. I was thinking Mike. I said, I said, not. Okay, botched that one. That's okay. We're going to roll on it by roll on. I mean, roll on down the highway. We're in the school bus. If you hear any road noise, that's what that's what you got there. So we just crossed the Colorado state line. Yeah, and now our bus is filled with weed. Yep.

Yeah, as soon as you cross the line, they make you here in Colorado. It's crazy. You have to buy it at the is out is free at the rest area. Welcome carry here. Like other states have gun rules here. You have to buy weed and carry it on you all the time. Who knows when you need it? You might need it. You know how they have coffee with you know at the rest area. Welcome center. It's just all weed at Colorado. Well, they look at the same way as people look at guns. Like you carry a gun because just in case you might have to protect yourself. That's the rules. Well, what if you just in case you need to party? Yeah. Right.

You always ready. You need to have the weed. So and speaking of road noise, I'm really happy that we have have road noise because our bus is broken down the last three days in a row. And Matt, you say it's not breaking down.

I don't want to use the term break down because we we rolling. We got rolling each day. We made every gig. We almost always make every gig and we often have problems in the tour bus. And that I want people to feel what I feel like it.

I feel it physically in my heart. It's just sadness. It's awful. It's this damn road that we always take our van broke down. This exact same strip in between like Springfield, Missouri and Denver. And that is like 780 miles. And you have to drive through the night to get to the shows. The biggest show tour. It's like 800 plus. I'm going to a massive show. You can't miss it. The best show probably going to be the best merch. Everything. And I'm just sitting in a dirt parking lot in Oklahoma City. And our bus just won't stop.

The bus just won't stay on. And I'm just thinking, what do we do? Do we cancel the show? There are only reason I'm here away from my family. Everything in my heart just feels weak. My energy and all this stuff. And it's midnight. And now all of a sudden it's 12 30 a.m. And you just like, oh, it just feels so awful. And then Josh is just back there working his ass off in the back.

And we're all just sitting in here and can't do anything. We tried everything. And then the bus he starts the bus and it stays on. And it's like a, it's like a, a jilted lover or something. I feel like I love this bus. And it's like she cheats on me. She hurts me. She makes me feel miserable and elated and happy.

Yeah. It's so happy.

I think it's really, you know, the frequency with which we have issues is on the high side. But we do, we do daily. We do deal with them. And that's just, you know, I mean, it's like rolling the dice kind of thing. But the thing that's interesting about it is we, we almost always do figure it out just enough to keep, to keep going.

But and we've not had ever anything massively bad happen. But, but this is what I want to talk about today. It's oh, God. When you think about the amount of miles that we do on the highway.

I don't want, I don't like this conversation.

Okay. Well, you're really not going to like it. But I'm going to leave the realm of bus and go a little deeper here. But so buckle up.

You getting spiritual?

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