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🗓️ 28 July 2025
⏱️ 101 minutes
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0:00.0 | Happy Monday, Ghosties, and welcome back to another fun episode. |
0:04.0 | Today, in lieu of Tyman, still being gone with the Amish, we have a new guest producer. |
0:10.6 | He is the man who I met at Canacuck in 2013. |
0:16.0 | He is the inventor of the three heats. |
0:19.0 | He wears high-wasted spandex occasionally at the gym. One of the funniest people I know, Will Severins, everybody. Here he is. And that's my only camera shot. You can go back and pause if you want. That's it. That's the only time. Oh, you're never going to get back on. Nope, no, that's it. That's the one, that's the one camera for you all are getting. Will's embarrassed of his shirt. Of his shirt? What's wrong with his shirt? Nothing. I'm just kidding. My wife buys my shirts for me. What do you think of that? Jake? Well, that's interesting. I told him I was, I don't know if I used the word jealous, but I was, like, my tone was like, I don't think Catherine's bought me, maybe she bought me like multiple, like twice in my life. She bought me something for a gift. I would much rather my wife clean and dry my shirts than buy my shirts. I'm talking about laundry. I'm talking laundry, boys. For those. Because she doesn't laundry? She's offered to, and I'm like, I don't need to delegate laundry. I think I don't need to delegate buying the shirts, but I'm in, pitch me. Pitch me. Is it fun? She doesn't buy all my shirts. There was a sale at H&M and she took advantage. |
1:29.7 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
1:30.3 | It's a one-time deal, boys. Oh, now that's fun. Yeah. No, I'm not, I'm not. Your slack has been cut. Sing! I'm cutting your slack. This is going to be a fun episode. Here's what I let me just lay out some context. |
1:26.1 | We've had this podcast for over six years. |
1:28.5 | And for every episode 400, be a fun episode. Here's what I let me just lay out some context. We've had this podcast for over six |
1:44.7 | years and for every episode, 457 episodes, something funny has happened to me every week. That |
1:52.1 | is kind of the nature of the podcast. I'm here to say first time six and a half years whole week. |
1:56.2 | Nothing funny happened. Nothing fun. Not a single entertaining funny thing. I can't extrapolate humor out of it. |
2:01.7 | I got nothing. We're going to figure out. So we have Will instead. Good luck, Willie. I've been waiting for this day. All right. No, this is an honor. Time's a sweet boy. I can't remember the last time I was a sweet boy. So I got a channel. Have you met Tyman? Oh, yeah. Yeah, over a chick a couple times. |
1:58.5 | Okay. |
1:59.0 | Yeah. |
1:59.4 | I've seen him over a chick. |
2:00.7 | Um, chick. |
2:01.5 | Chick. I got a channel. Have you met Timmy? Don't yeah. Over a chick a couple times. |
2:18.3 | Okay. |
2:16.0 | Yeah. I've seen him over a chick. Chick. Chick. It don't feel like you need to be timing. You don't have to be like a sweet boy. Or I don't know. Maybe Brad is having a private conversation. Like say a few cuss words real quick. I was kidding. Yeah. Do you feel like the chick-fil-a people love call it chick. |
3:09.0 | Like if you've worked at Chick-fil-A, you don't call it Chick-fil-A. Really? Is that true? Is that pretty common? Yeah, I don't know. It's, uh, you guys might as well. Like Isaac's mom. Kathy McDonald, she always calls it chick. Really? She never worked there. So I guess that kind of hurts the theory a little bit. These are just people who like saving time. Her son worked there forever. Yeah. Is your brother call it chick? Boof. Whoa, what a question. Okay. I was expecting some softballs early. No, it's the's the it's the corner at this point The corner sliding over to the corner baby really? Yeah, yeah okay wait he calls because there's a booth |
3:14.3 | Well it's the corner of a block Brad oh I thought you were talking about the corner of the |
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