This is Bad News Hughes with your American election update.

We're in the final weeks of the American election, and it could well be the final days of America.

The law has happened in the Great Satan since the last time we've talked.

Thousands of Americans have died of a deadly disease.

Their street violence everywhere and the economy has collapsed.

It's everything I've ever dreamed of.

So why do I feel depressed?

Truth is, it's because of how bad these candidates are.

Joe Biden says he wants to be the president for all Americans.

All Americans, have you seen these people?

You want to work for every Q&A on Facebook Psycho and gun tooting fascist eagre?

Joe, you helped write the crime bill. Don't let us down.

Abolish the police and create a new order, so terrifying that the surviving members of Congress will envy the dead.

Think y'all this talk of compromise and dialogue and get real.

You want to spend all day listening to people who think face masks are a Muslim plot?

Or do you want to rest every Fortune 500 CEO at once?

Don't overthink it, Joe. Just do the right thing.

President Trump has been a real disappointment.

It reminds me of my friend Mal in his final years.

His heart's just not in the game.

Where's the wall? Why isn't Hillary Clinton in prison?

Does he even care about crushing the deep state anymore?

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