#455 - Jorge Masvidal

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Jorge Masvidal, a UFC fighter, with a professional record of 32-11, including 15 wins by submission or TKO, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.

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Recorded live on 02/12/2017.

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0:00.0	The church of what's happening now is presented by Zeal.
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0:48.5	for just 389 at Indochino.com and enter promo code church and don't forget shipping is always free.
1:01.6	Oh shit. It's gonna be a good mother fucking day. Monday.
1:10.4	February 13th I think who gives a fuck. It's a beautiful day to be alive.
1:16.2	The church of what's happened now.
1:24.6	Lisa at my main man all headmas give all.
1:33.6	And your uncle Joey Diaz caught suckers.
1:36.0	Every day you dirty bitch.
1:55.1	I want you love. I need you love.
1:58.4	That's how I feel. I want you to do.
2:02.4	What's happening you bad motherfuckers uncle Joey here.
2:05.3	My main man George Mazdeval and my little Jewish brother Lisa at what's happening gentlemen.
2:12.4	How's it going sir. It was a great weekend. Great little fucking weekend.
2:15.4	The little comedy.
2:18.4	What I do I hang out with the family. It's nice. I had a couple weeks in the road and the one
2:22.4	week I shot a pilot that whole week I was working. I didn't see him till Sunday.
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