#455: I Have Been A TERRIBLE Husband For The Past 15 YEARS! | Reading Reddit Stories
Reddit On Wiki
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4.6 • 732 Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I know it's a Monday, but you would be the asshole if you don't send Sean all the Venmos for his birthday. |
| 0:06.6 | Red on Wiki starts right now. |
| 0:07.6 | What's up, Wikimaniacs, and welcome to another Reddit readings episode. |
| 0:20.2 | I'm your host today, the Pani Pinoi John. |
| 0:22.2 | Join with me are my brothers, Josh, and the birthday boy, Daddy Sean. |
| 0:28.8 | DeShod. |
| 0:29.4 | Happy birthday, Daddy. |
| 0:30.8 | Daddy. |
| 0:31.6 | Oh, God, damn it. |
| 0:33.6 | That's what I want in the comments. |
| 0:35.6 | I want you to blow my candle, Daddy. |
| 0:37.5 | Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. |
| 0:41.8 | You're not allowed to call me, Daddy. |
| 0:45.8 | My friends are fucking ruined it, unfortunately. |
| 0:49.6 | You call me by my fucking legal name, and I won't take anything else. |
| 0:53.2 | You call me Mr. Selv name and I won't take anything else. You call me Mr. Salvino. |
| 0:55.3 | Mr. Selfino. |
| 0:59.4 | Oh, man. |
| 1:01.5 | John, how old are you? |
| 1:03.0 | How old am I? |
| 1:04.2 | Oh, fuck. |
| 1:04.9 | How? |
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