Hey, what's up everybody? Thanks for tuning into another episode of Lettuce Me Talk.

Here it is December 31st, the last day news eve. Yes. I'm just sitting here sipping a

topa chico in my Las Vegas hotel room, getting ready to do my last stand up show of the year,

which would be, let me see here. I've got the amount of sets I've done this year. I'm

going to tell you right now. In 2018, I've done 433 sets so far. I don't like to count any

sets that aren't done, but if all goes well, I will be ending the year with, let's see here, 36,

436 if I'm alive by the time I step on stage tonight. Super stitious man. In weird ways like

on drugstore cowboy, no hats on the bed. Absolutely no hats on the bed. God damn it now. We got a move.

One time early on in my comedy career, since I've started comedy, I write down every set I do.

Every one of them goes right into my phone and I log them. There was this time that I marked the set before I went on,

like about 20 minutes before I went on, I just put down set number 31. Then I got bumped and didn't go on that night.

So I was like, alright, that's fucking bad luck. Never do that again. Anyway, I'm out here winding it down about to do one set here.

In Vegas tonight, the shows have been incredible. I will say this again. The comedy seller, Las Vegas, is one of my new favorite clubs here at the Rio Hotel.

It's just been a great week. I'm ready to leave though. I've done my Vegas time. I've done it. I've huffed the cigarette smoke.

I've seen the bad clothing. I've seen the ad hearty shirts. I've seen the bedazzled pants. I've seen the tap out shirts.

I'm ready. I've taken in some information that will hopefully become material later on and we will see what's happening next, my friends, as Diamond Day would say.

Great guest today. One of the best things about doing stand-up in my nine years of doing it is the new friends I have met over the years.

I just think, wow, man, that's out of everything of doing stand-up. This is probably the coolest thing is having new friends to hang out that are lunatics like yourself.

Like that video and blind melon with the bumblebee. I've said that before, but that's what it feels like when I show up at the comedy seller or the comedy store.

When I hit the patio at the store or the olive tree at the seller and I walk in and there's the other bumblebees and I'm like, all right, I think I fit in here.

Joe Liss is one of those new great friends. I've known him a couple years now. New York comedian actually started in Boston.

He's a fantastic human and one of the funniest fucking guys I see on stage right now doing it.

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