Dick the halls with bows of Wally my neighbor's name is Wally and I want you to deck

them out over the bows. Okay really horrible Christmas start, really bad. Sorry Wally.

Okay, welcome folks, this is Harlan Williams, you are on the Harlan Highway, and great to have you here

during the holiday season. What a treat, I hope you're having a good one. Today we're actually

going to be talking about Christmas a little bit.

Christmas office parties, to you or the people around you work in an office?

Do you have that annual Christmas office party? Is it awkward? Is it weird or is it fun?

Plus we're gonna have a Christmas song from my buddy Toby Hus about office parties?

We're going to be talking about something that's kind of messy that

girls do and it affects guys sometimes in a really bad way. And then back to Christmas I am going to try and

organize a Christmas party. I'm going to go up and visit my boss Mr. Featherstone

see if he'll spring for a Christmas party. and He thinks my console at the Harlan Highway is the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise

God help us it is the Harlan Highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

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