Hello, hello, hello, welcome to almost 30. Hello, everybody. It's Lindsay and Krista. Thanks for joining us. We're so happy you're here. So happy you're here. If a friend sent you, thank you so much to the friend.

If you're new here, we've been around for five years. We talk about health on a spirituality, all the things we started when we were about to turn 30 and now we're over the hill over the hill, baby about 44. Yeah, literally for 56.

Yeah, I was saying I'm older so that people look at me and they're like wow. Yeah, I feel like people say about to us now, which I don't I'm not afraid to say dude, I don't know.

I don't know what I look like. I don't know what I know. I know what's a month. Honestly, if I have to put on makeup, see what's going on.

Oh, look, like sometimes where I'm like filming something, I'm like, oh, I didn't blend my contour at all. No, it's happens on my nose because I like contour my nose.

And I just like a little like rag him up and there's just like tracks. I just like put my nose in the in the so chimney.

And it's like fully, but it's also like it like shades it so it's good at the same time. So I don't want to wipe it off.

It makes a huge difference. This is actually crazy. Well, this isn't crazy. But when I was like nanning for this family down the street.

It's an interesting situation. I remember I found like a dildo on the moms.

Like, hmm, room. Anyways, she taught me how to contour my nose. I was literally 12. Where did the dildo come from?

I just remember one time I found it on this her bedside. She's the dildo to contour. She called your way face with the dildo.

No, I just remember I found that or the kids showed it to me. I think the kids showed it to me and I was like, dude, wow, I'm her gas.

Because back then you're like, whoa, this is was an actual dildo or a massage or dildo. Wow. I was like, whoa, she's insane.

She is fucking insane. And now we're like, enjoy your vibes. Remove our play. Now I get sent like a new dildo every week.

We got sent. We got sent. I don't I honestly forget the brand, but we got sent a box of vibrators. I know I have them in that kitchen and they're nice.

But one of them and I put it in my bedside day. But I don't know why I like sometimes I'm just like you have to let's just yeah, whatever.

And I pulled it out one day. It looks like a fucking huge flame. Like it's a huge flame. It like kind of fits in your, I don't know.

Oh, I kind of like that. And Sean just like to me like, dude, you do much. What the fuck? He's like, what is that?

And I'm like, you're right. It's actually too much. Yeah, it just like doesn't make sense. Like for a guy to see that girl, whatever partner to see that they're just like, is that a theme?

Like is there a fire theme? Is there a sauce theme? But it's really just about the shape and I'm sure it's dope. I mean, yeah, it was dope. Sure.

Yeah, it was dope. Oh my god. Also at this house that I was babysitting at, I also found my first porn that I ever saw.

And okay, I've actually literally seen porn one time and it was this. It was Pirates of the Caribbean. But you have to press play.

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