453. Look Who's Stalking

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.5	Welcome to that new episode 453 of
0:09.3	Congratulations
0:10.2	Crazy
0:10.8	Crazy crazy crazy crazy
0:16.3	Congratulations Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. It is congratulations.
0:34.6	I will be in Indianapolis this week and Irvine, California, and then Huntsville, Alabama, and Miami, Florida, and Houston, Texas. Go to chrisalya.com, get tickets. I got Salt Lake, Boise, Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, not my market. All good. I don't know why. They don't, you know what I mean? They don't, they're just, it's not my market, dude, and it's okay, but it's not my market, but it's okay.
0:56.0	I put on this shirt this morning because I go, because I think I'm going to wear a white t-shirt and I'm going to change it by the podcast.
1:04.0	Did any yes, dude?
1:05.8	Because I, you know what, dude, didn't want to.
1:09.9	And that's fine you could argue that this podcast is going to be
1:13.0	out uh on in anyone could access it at any point in the future in history in whatever and
1:27.2	see me and i go like this but I'm lazy so I have a white t-shirt on
1:33.9	and that's it remember that song in my white tea yep in my white tea yep everyone confirming
1:40.0	dude yep wow remember that shit? Um, I am the kind of guy to, uh, put Project Pat on my
1:56.6	Let's Listen Soon list or whatever they have on Apple music because I do Apple music because
2:04.2	I don't do Spotify, okay? And for no reason, really. And I'm the kind of guy that put Project
2:13.0	Pat on my Apple thing weeks ago and haven't even listened to Project Pat or Apple music at all,
2:25.8	but it's still up next.
2:28.1	And I think about it a lot.
2:30.5	And that's just the kind of brain I got, dude.
2:33.5	That's just the brain I got. That's just the brain I got.
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