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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve does a solo show and answers random medical questions from the voicemail archives, some COVID-related, others not so much. Also a cut from the CD "Olivia" by the band "Tucci." stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) noom.doctorsteve.com (lose weight, gain you-know-what) Get Every Podcast on a Thumb Drive (all this can be yours!) roadie.doctorsteve.com OMG the coolest stringed instrument accessory EVER MADE) simplyherbals.net (for all your StressLess and FatigueReprieve needs!) grammarly.com/WEIRD (if you write, you need this) manscaped.com offer code LAUGH BUTTON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	As we enter the new year, I've been reflecting upon which dating royalty will return to the Love Island villa.
0:09.4	Lovers from across the land will be hoping they get the call to be a Love Island All-Star
0:14.4	and share values of kindness, compassion and snogging.
0:19.5	I urge them to love thy neighbour on the next Sun lounger and hope that come January 13th on
0:25.5	ITB2 and ITBX, love will reign supreme.
0:30.0	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103 and made
0:36.5	popular by two really comedy shows,
0:39.0	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of,
0:43.1	you know, a clown.
0:44.3	Can you please stop bullshitting and get to the question?
0:48.9	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:51.9	I've got Tobolivis dripping from my nose. I've got a bolivide stripping from my nose
0:54.3	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound
0:57.0	Exacerating my imbettable woes
0:59.5	I want to take my brain now
1:01.3	Blast with the wave an ultrasonic
1:03.3	Ecographic and a pulsating shave
1:05.2	I want a magic mill
1:06.3	All my ailments
1:07.6	The health equivalent of citizen cane
1:10.1	And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:15.9	I want a requiem for my disease.
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