453: Best Friends Genetically Modified

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Best Friends Genetically Modified; the third movie in Donald James Parker's "Best Friends" trilogy, and Cara's first taste of the Grampsiverse.
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0:00.0	The argument was about like, why are we putting fluoride in the water when we could be putting vitamins and minerals in the water?
0:11.0	And literally they're like, there are no minerals in tap water and I'm like what
0:14.2	yeah what?
0:15.2	There's a shit load of minerals in tap water.
0:17.2	How come?
0:18.2	Can't thank you for finally saying it.
0:19.7	How come they don't make the water chocky milk?
0:22.0	If they can make the water chocky milk. If they can make the water something, they should make it chocky milk.
0:27.0	Everybody like chocolate milk.
0:29.0	You could shit in a chocking milk,
0:33.0	and take a shower of chock and milk.
0:34.4	Everybody would love chock and milk.
0:36.4	God awful movies.
0:40.4	Movies. movies.
0:55.2	Welcome back to the game cast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because real jobs suck even more I'm your host no illusions Heath's gonna be unable to join us this week visiting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick
1:01.3	Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir? I have ascended Noah I have ascended
1:07.2	I'm as good as I'll ever be all right interesting and we're also excited to
1:11.8	welcome back perennial guest masochist and host of the talk
1:14.3	nerdy podcast kara santa Maria kara welcome back. Oh I'm okay we'll get there
1:21.0	you have not accepted no I'm not ascended, but...
1:25.6	Don't miss. She's ascending everybody. There's a slightly less grumbly grumblely grumbly in my voice.
1:33.0	That's right, she was slightly less descended than normal at the very least.
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