452: F--king Waste of Time Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, the government gets a hold of Joel Osteen’s pp, the planets conspire to interrupt Facebook and no other major platforms, and Anna Bosnick will be here to spear an earworm on a hook.

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Headlines:

Lady gets ordained, immediately hands out 150 religious mask exemptions: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/10/12/a-mom-got-ordained-and-signed-150-mask-mandate-religious-exemptions/

Joel Osteen’s Church Is Finally Paying Back the $4,436,224 It Got in PPP Loans: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/10/11/joel-osteens-church-is-finally-paying-back-the-4436224-it-got-in-ppp-loans/

"Mercury Retrograde" has nothing to do with Facebook going down: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/10/05/mercury-retrograde-has-nothing-to-do-with-facebook-going-down/

Rod of Iron Ministries Keeps Getting Scarier: https://www.vice.com/en/article/4avkdw/rod-of-iron-ministries-purchases-property-in-tennessee

CA Man Sues Psychic Who Promised (and Failed) to Destroy a Curse for $5,100: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/10/08/ca-man-sues-psychic-who-promised-and-failed-to-destroy-a-curse-for-5100/

Prophetess says moms get to decide the age of their aborted fetuses in heaven: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/10/04/prophetess-moms-get-to-decide-the-age-of-their-aborted-fetuses-in-heaven/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Mississippi AG wants “outdated” Roe v Wade overturned: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/10/01/mississippi-ag-roe-v-wade-should-be-overturned-because-its-out-of-date/

Misogynist rapper Logan Dorn now complaining about cancel culture: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/10/04/the-christian-who-harassed-women-on-the-beach-is-rapping-about-cancel-culture/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the profanity in this episode isn't fucking around.
0:04.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com, Adam and Eve.
0:09.6	And by the new online service for people looking for all the mental health services with
0:13.7	half the fat, I can't believe it's not better help.
0:17.5	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:20.0	This is Nikki and as someone who has worked with people for over 20 years, I can assure you
0:24.9	that we did in fact evolve from filthy, demanding, demeaning, soul sucking.
0:32.4	Why the fuck can't you treat me like a person you cinch- piece of-
0:36.9	monkey men?
0:38.8	And please treat your customer facing routes of kindness.
0:41.9	We have filthy monkey feelings too.
1:04.5	It's Thursday.
1:06.1	It's October 14th and it's BeBald and Be Free Day.
1:10.0	Okay.
1:11.0	I'm
1:12.4	No illusions.
1:13.4	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:14.4	I'm Ethan Wright.
1:15.4	And from Jason Voorhees, New Jersey, Cincinnati Red State and Red Time Blue State, this is The
1:21.2	Skating Atheist.
1:22.6	This week's episode, The Government gets a good look at Jolo Steens' Peepy.
1:26.8	The planets conspired to interrupt Facebook and no other major platforms.
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