451: Off the Grid

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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In this episode we discuss Jake's recent trip, his bad back, and how to deal with a Muay Thai partner who won't cut his nails.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	Top of the pit for this dick dick makes the chicks.
0:32.0	Oh, oh, why?
0:36.0	If you were me, you probably get the dirty.
0:45.0	So listen here closely.
0:48.0	If I were you, red, light, light, listen to the dang best head gum group.
0:55.0	Jeff and Riley's review review.
0:57.0	Oh wait, I mean, never again boy.
1:00.0	It is furry friends.
1:02.0	It keeps little chick monkey.
1:04.0	Congratulations to Jake on his thousandth golden mic.
1:08.0	You really earned this one, Josh.
1:10.0	If I were you, and I fell blue,
1:16.0	I'd listen to Jake and a bashful blue.
1:20.0	They give advice whether they're wrong or right.
1:24.0	For the straight bike we're orgay,
1:26.0	they'll tell you it's okay.
1:28.0	Don't kill yourself in it.
1:30.0	Can't find here comes the jelly.
1:33.0	Let's play.
1:35.0	If I were you, ass.
1:38.0	Holy shit, that was really impressive.
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