451 - Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 6 July 2025
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
| 0:06.8 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain |
| 0:13.0 | that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching |
| 0:18.7 | their peak in the afternoon. |
| 0:23.0 | Not in the mood for miserable weather. |
| 0:25.6 | Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express. |
| 0:28.7 | Sun Express, nonstop sunshine. |
| 0:32.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. |
| 0:39.0 | We apologize for our lateness, but it is a celebration of the country's birth. |
| 0:43.3 | The 4th of July, I was out east on Long Island. |
| 0:46.4 | I had some friends come and stay with me for the week. |
| 0:48.7 | Very nice people, people I used to know. |
| 0:50.6 | And I still know them. |
| 0:51.7 | But do I? |
| 0:52.5 | No, I'm kidding. |
| 0:53.1 | I love them. |
| 0:54.1 | And they were with me. And it's very |
| 0:55.6 | nice to bring people, you know, out east, out to the Hamptons that don't have a ton of |
| 1:02.5 | experience with it because they're always aghast at the cost of all the things. You know, |
| 1:09.9 | a tomato, so much money. |
| 1:15.6 | Why does it cost so much money? |
| 1:19.6 | Well, you know, it's scarcity principle. |
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