As we enter the new year, I've been reflecting upon which dating royalty will return to the Love Island villa.

Lovers from across the land will be hoping they get the call to be a Love Island All-Star

and share values of kindness, compassion and snogging.

I urge them to love thy neighbour on the next sun lounger and hope that

come January 13th on ITB2 and ITBX, love will reign supreme. If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve,

host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103 and made popular by two really comedy shows,

Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.

Your show was better when he had medical questions.

Hey!

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

I've got Toboliviris dripping from my nose. I've got the leprosy my esophagus. I've got Ebola fives dripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,

exacerbating my incredible woes.

I want to take my brain out and blast with the wave,

an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.

I want a magic pill.

All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.

And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

I want to requiem for my disease.

So I'm paging Dr. Steve.

It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio.

Now a podcast.

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