All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcasts by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's up everybody? Welcome back to the bad Christian podcast. If you miss the big announcement, Emory has a new EP called Dead End that's available now. And it's part of our crowdfunding campaign for our next record and these songs are even for our next record. It's going to come out on May 7, 2020.

But for the songs as an EP are already complete and people that are participating with us at all on a commercial level like Order to vinyl or joined Emory Land through a membership or bought something on the Indiegogo campaign. Everybody that participates with us and joins our online community.

They get the EP now. They'll get another one in three months, another one in three months, and then a year from now, the general public will get to hear this stuff. But you can hear it right now. You can join Emory Land a multitude of ways.

Just go to emorymusic.com or find it on Indiegogo, the campaign is live there. Same old thing as usual. Except for this time you get a lot more. You get music on going. You get to join Emory Land a discord group. It's been really great. We've got to we're shooting for a thousand people. We're almost there. We're for a thousand people in our online community.

We love to have you there and we think that you love the new music that we got too. So today's show is sponsored by Joy Bird. Get 25% off. You're one of a kind custom furniture by going to joybird.com slash bad Christian. And also today's show is sponsored by stamps.com. You get your four week trial free postage and digital scale by going to stamps.com. Click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and enter our code. Bad Christian. Here we go.

So, I don't give a shit when I put on my bike. You don't ever fucking be that bad. So if you've never done oil, then you're extra virgin. No, girl. It's my plan. I showed my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest.

And three two one.

Oh, back.

That's a fresh beach. I appreciate it. That was about what I did. What about what I did? I thought I carried the whole thing. I was going to have Riva kind of mute that in post. That thought that was just so great. I was it was a whale.

A whale. Okay. I was a whale. I thought I thought I was like a perfect impression of a whale.

Galea just just hurts my feelings. You know, I care about my impressions. I work on them all all the time. And then for y'all just know, I just modeled that from that TV show with that British guy.

I don't know. Some some show of whales and had like had like birds and lions.

I mean, it earth, you mean I think of something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Some about blue. I don't know. I loved it. And I was like, I'm a slow motion on that thing. It's unreal.

Look at the slow motion on this shark. Can you believe that?

What's going on, folks? A lot of your anger. I miss a lot of your anger, man. Like you you handled us pretty much insulting your whale impersonation great. And it reminded me of just how much I missed your angry outburst.

I was working on that. Yeah. The character. I'm trying to get the caricature of it that that the bad Christian podcast is sad and angry and irritated guy.

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