#45 - Twice in the Liver and Reverse Moustache

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Hobotang update, child candy overstepping and new horrible hippies. Music by The Kickback. http://mysp.ac/hUZZBU

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0:00.0	The room, you're walking in the room.
0:03.0	And the house is on fire, and I am upon you like a griffin.
0:08.0	Start again.
0:09.0	No, I want to start again.
0:10.0	I like that.
0:11.0	Why would we want that as an opening?
0:12.0	We want people to listen. They are listening.
0:14.3	And now they're sucked in. They've been grabbed around the throat.
0:18.4	Being friends with you is like it's like being part of a 30 year old murder.
0:23.0	Just a murder that never stops.
0:24.5	Like a slow brutal murder.
0:26.7	It is.
0:27.7	Just some guy hanging from his arms
0:29.8	and people just cutting his tank until he bleeds out.
0:32.4	For 30 years years how long
0:33.8	they fucking known you I know but you know what being like 88 is when we met being
0:37.3	me is like actually being candy that's how that's what I that's the joy that I
0:41.8	born no no no no no
0:44.5	the candy no can't any fucking caddberry eggs delicious delicious
0:47.9	can any people hate. Inside oh God inside a mess of sweet, sweet seaman that is too much.
0:56.4	Fucking split both of your thighs open and then just fill it full of hot fucking cheese
1:00.8	and then sew them back up.
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