#45 - Twice in the Liver and Reverse Moustache

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Hobotang update, child candy overstepping and new horrible hippies. Music by The Kickback. http://mysp.ac/hUZZBU

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0:00.0	The room! The room! You're walking in the room!
0:04.1	And the house is on fire! And I am upon you, like a Griffin.
0:08.2	Start again. No, I don't want to start again. I like that. Why would we want that as an opening? We want people to listen.
0:13.1	They are listening. And now they're sucked in. They've been grabbed around the throat.
0:18.4	Being friends with you is like being part of a 30-year-old murder.
0:22.8	Just a murder that never stops.
0:24.5	Like a slow, brutal murder.
0:26.7	It is.
0:27.1	Just some guy hanging from his arms and people just cutting his tank until he bleeds out.
0:32.3	For 30 years.
0:33.5	How long have I fucking known you?
0:34.8	I know what being like?
0:35.8	1980 is when we met.
0:37.1	Being me is like actually being candy.
0:39.8	That's how, that's what I, that's the joy that I bring. Stupid candy. No, no, no, good candy, great candy. Horrible candy. No, fucking Cadbury eggs. Right. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Candy people hate. Perfect. Inside. Oh god!
0:34.3	Inside just a mess of sweet, sweet semen that is too much.
0:39.8	Fucking split both of your thighs over... Oh, God. Inside just a mess of sweet, sweet semen that is too much.
0:56.5	Fucking split both of your thighs open and then just fill it full of hot fucking cheese.
1:00.8	And then sew them back up.
1:03.6	Fucking slit them open.
1:05.1	You know what I want to do?
1:06.0	Oh, to fill it full of hot cheese.
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