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The Joe Rogan Experience

#45 - Tom Green

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2010

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Joe sits down with Tom Green. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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according to server right now.

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Lots to look at in the room too, just lots of skulls.

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Things we can...

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This is a video that someone did with Greg Geraldo, Greg Geraldo

0:18.0

they're doing stand-up and ranting while they played music in the background.

0:22.0

For those you don't know,

0:24.0

Greg Geraldo overdosed and today he died.

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Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

0:29.0

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

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You know it's not natural 80 year old dudes with

0:33.0

hard-ons that's not natural but we got pills for that. We're dedicating all

0:36.3

our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect but we're putting people in

0:39.7

jail for smoking something that grows in the dirt. You know we have more prescription drugs

0:43.4

now that every commercial on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes

0:47.4

and I'm thinking I have five serious diseases. Like do you ever wake up tired in the

0:50.8

mornings? Oh my God I have this, write this down, whatever it is I have.

0:54.0

Half the time you don't even know what the commercial is, there's people running through fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean like that is the greatest disease ever.

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How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

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The schools, now it's all about self-esteem in the schools, build a kid's self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.

1:10.0

If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who's going to

1:12.8

have in our porno industry? These women don't just grow on trees.

1:16.5

It takes lots of drunk daddies, missing a lot of dance recitals before you

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