All right, welcome to this edition of Irreligious, The One True podcast, and the only podcast capable of

inseminating a virgin immaculately.

Yes, I've done it many times seeing how my penis couldn't find them if it wanted to.

Yeah, is it an immaculate conception if you don't break the hymen?

Well, judging from my brother's case where the doctor had to break the hymen of his wife

when she was pregnant, I'm going to say

that's how Jesus was conceived. Yeah that is actually much more plausible than

the actual story that we'll get into. First let's go to some reviews.

Well before we get into the reviews I actually want to bring up the top email of the

week. Now this actually comes from one of our listeners, Chris, and going down it states,

Furthermore, I think you both should watch the amount of giggling and chordling that you do.

In most of the world, laughing at your own jokes is considered to be bad form

the listeners can decide what they want to laugh at you know

Chris you're you're absolutely right and I think from here on out we will reduce the levity we

have around here we will stop laughing at our own jokes and for that we have

actually hired an audience to sit in and laugh at our jokes.

Speaking of which, why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know.

Because he had one leg? Excellent. Can we move to the reviews now? Jesus. Yes, let's move to the reviews because you're a dip shit. All right the first review we'd like to talk about is called Bastards. It says

you bastards way to lose the podcast awards and after all I've done for you.

Can you believe that? We lost the podcast awards to reasonable doubts.

Well I was expecting the Wiggly and Way to win, but you know, sometimes when you fuck with the time continuum there, you know, you just really mess things up.

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