45 - The Beach Bible

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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5.0 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Have you ever canued down a babbling brook?
0:03.2	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:07.6	Listen up, campers.
0:08.8	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.5	Because camp counselors is a variety show.
0:13.6	So prepare for a good old fashion, Kumbaya.
0:16.0	Weird news.
0:16.8	Hot gossip.
0:17.8	And scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.2	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping? No, but it is camp. This is camp counselors.
0:30.0	Hey happy campers. Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. It is week 45 and we're feeling alive.
0:37.0	Week 45 feeling alive. How you doing over there, Councillor John?
0:41.0	Good, sun-cessed, chilling.
0:43.4	It's raining again while we record, which sucks, but you know, we're doing what we can.
0:47.5	How are you doing over there?
0:48.5	It's like a rainy New England summer.
0:50.5	It's kind of a bummer a little bit, but you just gotta accept the sun when the sun is out and I don't know if you guys can tell if you're watching on YouTube I'm sure you can I am truly sun-kist right now yeah you are I haven't had this much color on my skin since the COVID year.
1:04.0	Yeah, you're looking good.
1:05.0	2020, I was outside the entire year. I was like, well, it's kind of to do geocash.
1:09.0	That's all I was doing was just geocashing every goddamn dye.
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