This is a headgum original.

Previously on the headgum podcast.

I feel like none of my farts have gotten into any of these past episodes.

And there was a couple SBD ones, some really, really silent farts that I think you removed

just because you know me when I'm tooten and you're taking out the tiniest little bit of air. I appreciate that.

Exactly I've got this preset it's called Jake Farts. It just sort of it just scans over your your audio track.

Yeah sometimes you need to get room tone you got to get room tone because I'm just

farting non-stop and you have to remove that after the fact. Yeah, so I'll take a fart, I'll take a fart sample in fact

and I'll tell Adobe audition to remove everything that sounds like that.

And so a lot of your breaths are gone too because of that.

Because they also smell like shit.

Hey!

Any stinky gas that comes out of your mouth or ass will just sort of disappear.

They shouldn't be that way, by the way.

This isn't, like you're making more work for Ferris, like he's being nice about it,

but like he had to take room tone.

Like you shouldn't have to take room tone like you should have to take

room tone for a podcast well I have I have a dastro intestinal disorder okay what's it called

fartation it's like rosasia, but fartsacia.

So that's when my farts are a rash. Welcome to another edition of the HeadGum Podcast, Audit Edition.

I don't really know what else to say. I mean, we're three weeks into this thing.

My confidence has been broken down brick by brick so I don't want to

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