45: Sister Wives Rewind (S2 E4 & 5) / Welcome To Plathville Rewind (S4 E7)

Reality TV Cringe

Beatrice & Deelia

Comedy, Tv Reviews, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 6 April 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

After feasting on some tasty trashy Hot Goss, Bea and Dee get into not one, but TWO, Boring Ass episodes of Sister Wives. Kody is putting on quite the facade for the camera, orange hair and all! But the girls see right through his receding hairline - and they do not prefer him!

With a belly full of Goss and Fundamental Mormonism, Bea and Dee move on to Plathville, where they channel the Holy Spirit (vodka) to cringe, laugh and analyze all the ins and outs of the Plath family dynamic. Someone, please get these people some therapy!

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0:00.0	Really don't. Okay, well, we're on. We're live, I guess. Let me just preface this entire episode by saying, I'm catatonic. I don't know how I'm ambulatory incontinent. You're here. Sort of. Yeah, kind of. So I don't know how this episode's going to be. I watched the requisite programs that told me to fucking watch. I watched them. It's required for our job. I feel like, though, that the sister wives was so fucking boring that I was just somewhere in space.
0:40.3	Like nothing was happening.
0:41.7	What?
0:41.9	You didn't want to see them carve 27 pumpkins?
0:44.2	I might as well have been sleeping.
0:46.4	It's like, pick it up, Brown family.
0:48.3	And can I just ask you, was this a popular program back in 2010 or 2000?
0:53.2	Who was watching this bullshit?
0:55.1	Well, me and my mom.
0:56.6	And my mom.
0:58.5	I mean, I get that there's something fascinating about these weirdos.
1:04.2	I get that.
1:05.5	But I mean, it's just like there's nothing going on.
1:08.3	But they're a happy family, Delia.
1:10.7	They want you to see how happy and functioning they are in this polygamous lifestyle.
1:16.8	They're taking kids to the pumpkin patch.
1:18.8	They're dressing up as earthwind and fire.
1:21.1	Earthwind and fire.
1:22.4	So dumb.
1:23.2	They're also very dumb.
1:24.8	They're not the most intelligent people.
1:26.7	No, they're not.
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