Okay, folks, you are listening to Life on Planet Porky, the podcast.

Thank you very much indeed for joining us today.

Thank you also for the responses we've had to the last couple of podcasts where I was delighted to introduce Sam Stevens or Lord Snooty as he's known to his

growing army of followers. Sam, you've made a big impression. You've got high standards now to

keep up. Are you up to it? Yes, I think so. I'm delighted to see that on my quest, see if I

could find some intelligent life on Planet Porky, that the listeners have indeed delivered.

And I think there is a little bit of

brain power out there so delighted to hear that some very much in agreements with you and I Porky

about some of the things we've been saying so that sounds like a bit of a slight to me is it

finding intelligent life on planet Porky well you know I am planet pork sometimes questioning

is that passed you by um that reminds you by the way that I Am Planet Porker?

I remember one of the things my father told me growing up.

Do you remember a guy called Mickey Rooney?

Oh yeah.

The reason I remember that is because whenever Wayne Rooney had a poor game or something like that,

you used to get all the barbs on social network.

You know, Wayne Rooney,

you know, rather have Mickey Rooney and all that kind of stuff for years and years,

because it's an Irish name exported to America and England, you know what I mean?

But, no, I remember my father telling me that Mickey Rooney was the world's biggest star, apparently, in Hollywood.

Well, yeah, I mean, you've been a Thespian, you'd probably catch up on the great stars of the past, Marlene Dietrich and all that.

But Mickey Rooney was

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